I'm trying to convince him to get a little dog.... have been trying for years. So I finally decided on a new tactic... pushing for a really really old little dog. That way it'd die soon.
Men are logical creatures and I feel like this will go over well as long as I don't mention that vet bills will be astronomical to keep the thing alive for as long as possible.
If you're reading this, B... I love you. (You knew I was like this when you married me.)